SOMETHING WITTY AND HALF OF A BANANA

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

taylornhicks:

My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

taylornhicks:

My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

*wipes phone screen on breast*

Live at Glastonbury

'Beyonce covered Sex On Fire at glastonbury right?' 'She made the song a lot better. She made me masturbate to my own song.” - Caleb Followill ( Kings of Leon lead singer)

p0wdered:

hi

p0wdered:

hi