SOMETHING WITTY AND HALF OF A BANANA

fook-me:

OH MY GOD

fook-me:

OH MY GOD

  • Wait. There's only two beds per room? Whoa. No way. I am not sleeping with one of you. I'm not, like, gay or something. Cant we just pay for another room? Like, I'm not gay.
    Guy in my class on the topic of the school trip:
  • Dude just because we're sharing a bed doesn't mean you're gonna be waking up to a fresh cup of my dick up your ass
    His friend:

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

This woman has a lot of good shit to say.

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

mooneyedandglowing:

Listen to me, you can’t fix people.
Your love won’t make him stop hating his father
and your devotion won’t cure her of her childhood.
All you can do is be there, violets sprouting out
from your ribs, acceptance on your lips, your own
wounds still bleeding and all you can do is be there
and sometimes that’s enough, sometimes that’s everything.

urtube:

I’m not inviting my parents to my wedding because they didn’t invite me to theirs :(

charmancler:

when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade

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